Reblogged from iseeavoice
my freshman year I got my principal and school security guard to sign a form claiming I was “suspended until further notice” for selling pot on school grounds. I can cry on command, so I was sobbing uncontrollably when I handed my mom the form. And she just started screaming—not any real words or anything—just shouting incoherently. And then I started laughing, and she yelled “HOW CAN YOU LAUGH ABOUT THIS??” I said “look at the date,” because the date on the form said “April Fools!!!” And then she just got completely silent and pulled the car off the road and put her face down on the steering wheel for fifteen minutes I thought she was dead.
we should get married
and i will cosplay gamzee for the rest of my life